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Sometimes coffee tastes like john smiths!! extra smooth!!
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Sometimes coffee tastes like john smiths!! extra smooth!!
MMMMM... No sugar in mine i`m sweet enough !!!!!!
MMMMM... No sugar in mine i`m sweet enough !!!!!!
I know how you like it Bob hehe xx
I know how you like it Bob hehe xx
ssshhh , now every body will know !! xx
Sometimes coffee tastes like john smiths!! extra smooth!!

Is that the morning after a hard night on the Beer though ??? You sure it's not just 'verps' ???
If Pizza's are round, why do they come in square boxes????????
If Pizza's are round, why do they come in square boxes????????
So you can get it out the box !!! if it was square you would have to tip it out upside down .......:-?
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So you can get it out the box !!! if it was square you would have to tip it out upside down .......:-?
Good thinking bat man, can u tell im trying to get my post count up x
Why does it say on the side of a box of sleeping tablets "may cause drowsiness".
Why does it say on a bag of peanuts "contains nuts"!!??
Why does it say on a packet of LAXATIVES may cause Diarrhoea........:shock:...:-o
I maybe a lonely scitzophrenic . . . but at least I have each other...:aarrg:
My mind has been troubled with today with theese.......

if you choke a smurf, what colour does it go?

if a synchronised swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

do stairs go up or down?

and my biggest thought is what did cured ham actually have?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday?
Why does my wee sometimes smell like Sugar Puffs?
Why does my wee sometimes smell like Sugar Puffs?
Remind me not to accept any breakfast invites, James!
Why does my wee sometimes smell like Sugar Puffs?
OMG James I thought I was the only one that suffered with Sugar Puff pee!! Its wierd eh, I aint eaten Sugar Puffs in 20yrs+!!
How is it that when men fart in bed, its a major disaster, yet when woman do it, its cute.
Full English for you, Tim! Nothing but the best. What do they have for breakfast in Wales?

Maybe we should start a help group, Mick? "My name is James and my wee wee smells of Sugar Puffs. It's been 4 hours since my last slash"
If at first you don't succeed . . . then skydiving isn't for you.
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