'NO, you're not having my rod. Get a job and buy your own fishing gear, you're a disgrace to Chile'.
My interaction with would be mugger in Arica, Chile in the 4.30am early morning darkness on walk to fishing spot. He even put his hand up his T-Shirt to pretend he had a gun!
Should have KHTFO, though you can't fish with a broken hand and he looked particularly thick skulled!