[Marc D...]

As the title suggests, what was the worst or weirdest crimbo prezzie you ever received.

My wierdest, was when i found a lime green car door, with a big blue bow tied to it with a label saying "to Marc, from santa" left on my doorstep. :lol: :shock: :lol:

it transpired that a couple of mates, had "found it" on the way home from the pub on Christmas eve, and as it was on their route home they popped back to one of their houses, found a blue ribbon and gift label, and delivered it to my house.. :muttley:

My worst by a long shot, was a homemade Christmas cake sent to us by one of my ex's elderly aunties, which actually had maggots crawling out of it ...

 

[Mike Hayes]

I once got a lollipop with a real dead scorpion in it from my stepmother. She enjoys her petty torments, Ive got her a zimmerframe one year, oh so sweet... A couple of years ago we went to the family home for christmas lunch and olga was cooking but the ham was an uncooked joint, of course I was the one that had mention the fact that she had just served us meat that was raw, after she had a rant my dad whispered in my ear and said, "son, i wondered why the motor in the electric carving knife burnt out" lol priceless....

 

[Marc Westwood]

My wife bought me a private plate with my initials and 666. Put the plate on a bmw 323, the engine let go on 66,666 miles. I broke down with the car overheating on 66,666 miles with a new number plate of 666 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I sold the car spare or repair and gave the number plate away for free!

 

[Mark Sleep]

Probably a book from my dear grandmother, the "Comprehensive Guide to Tropical Fishkeeping". Needless to say, I have never at any point voiced any interest in keeping them, let alone actually had an aquarium.

I once bought my ex a dartboard as well, as I wanted one in our flat. She probably thought that was weird.